that it was a matter of decorum, that the ABC would no longer harrass bars simply because of their patronage. The chairman banged the gavel and the debate was over.

'IT'S THE LAW!!

An hysterically funny skit was put on which pantomimod what could happen if the "obiter dicta" was enforced scrupulously on both heterosexual and homosexual bars:

This is not to say that homosexuals might properly be held to a higher degree of moral conduct than are heterosexuals. But any public display which manifests sexual desires, whether they be heterosexual or homosexual in nature, may and historically have been, suppressed and regulated in a moral society."

Over the table which sufficed for the "bar" hung the sign, "In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash," On one of the folding screens set up was the sign: "Ye Olde Heterosexual Bar". Another sign proclaimed, "No manifestation or display of sexual urges or desires may bo permitted on these premises."

Then came the fun. Two love birds strolled in, billing and cooing, and ordered a drink. They no more had it than The Law "arrested them". The girl objected via sign, "But, Officer, we're on our honeymoon!" "It's the Law" grimly took them away. Thon a fellow came in with a "Have you heard this one?" and was taken away. A woman walked sexily across the room, a man whistled and both were hustled off"It's the Law". One of our wonderful heterosexual members, seven months pregnant, strode in with: "Where is ho? the dirty dog" and brought down the house. "No indicati on of past sexual conduct" took her away. A little old man left standing at the bar with a flower behind his ear then raised his sign. "Mercy, I thought we'd never be alone," he mooned at the bartender! And off he went "This is not to say that heterosexuals must hold a higher standard of conduct than homosexuals. ་་ And once again "It's the Law" bounced across the stage.

The audience laughed its hostility away, and retired to the cocktail bar to discuss the day. Many tried to jus-